Once upon a time, I was walking down a quiet road outside of Cabanaconde when I happened upon a herd of donkeys in the middle of the road. There was donkey shit everywhere. One donkey went up to a pair and started smelling their butts. Then it started to donkey-kick the pair. The pair submitted and ran away from the angry donkey. The angry donkey then started sniffing the shit on the ground. It was then joined by one of the pair. They were nose to nose in donkey shit. Then the angry donkey started kicking the other donkey again.
I wish I understood donkeys.